Omid Scobie's royal book is a real turkey and he can't write for nuts

Actually, there is one useful insight in this guff, about the Sussexes’ financial situation – he says he wasn’t briefed by Meghan – and it’s as bad as we might have thought. Spotify dropped them after signing them up; one executive called them “grifters”. They don’t want to go in for fundraising. Meghan may launch “something more accessible, something rooted in her love of details, curating, hosting, life’s simple pleasures and family”. But, not being Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m not sure that’ll keep them in their preferred style.